"The Skull Pirates Have a Dress Code and It's Fabulous"
Summary
- Age: Unknown
- Role: Leader of the Skull Pirates
- Personality: Charismatic, commanding, theatrically ruthless
- Affiliations: Skull Pirates, Dispatch
- Episode Appearances: Debuts in Episode 001
Biography
Captain Washington leads the Skull Pirates with flair, firepower, and frightening efficiency. He walks the line between space warlord and glam generalissimo — wearing cybernetic upgrades like fashion statements and commanding fleets like theater productions.
Though officially affiliated with Dispatch, Washington mostly does what he wants, when he wants — unless there's a higher profit in pretending to follow orders. Beneath the epaulets and glowing monocle is a mind that always plays the long game. And wins it.
Key Moments
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Led the first Skull Pirate assault on Brenner 7
Arrived with style, speeches, and overwhelming firepower. Claimed victory before the battle ended. -
Negotiated with Mr. Green during the Dracronaria debacle
The only recorded time either of them was caught smiling. Analysts are still debating who lost.
Role in the Universe
Washington is both antagonist and icon. His leadership style is pure pageantry — but his tactics are brutal. He represents the seductive power of image and charisma in a universe where reputation can be currency. Whether he’s a villain, ally, or something in between depends on who's watching… and who's paying.