Captain Cheyenne
Summary
- Age: 16 (Dispatch Standard) / 34 (Earth Years)
- Role: Gold-Tier Captain and Pilot of the Sunshine
- Personality: Strategic, pragmatic, ambitious
- Affiliations: Nothing Corporation, Dispatch 69, Sunshine Crew
- Episode Appearances: TBD
Biography
Cheyenne rose through the elite orphan pipeline of Dispatch, quickly achieving Gold-Tier status. By combining the roles of both Captain and Pilot, she maximized her profit share and built a personal fleet of unpaid interns to pilot her matryoshka-style ship: the Sunshine. Her tactical brilliance is matched only by her ability to outmaneuver the system itself. Rumors persist that she secretly funds an off-grid orphanage and may view the Dispatch system as both a means to success and a moral contradiction.
Key Moments
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Oversaw the Dragon Egg Heist on Dracronaria
Defied original job parameters to support rebel forces instead of royal ones — possibly revealing deeper motivations. -
Launched the Intern Fleet Initiative
Used loopholes in Dispatch funding to staff her fleet with unpaid interns from the orphan system. -
Designed and deployed the Signal-ER Device
A tactical communications system that bypasses Dispatch's centralized routing. Mr. Green calls it a “name pun with functional teeth.”
Role in the Universe
Cheyenne represents the logical extension of Dispatch’s meritocracy — she plays by the rules, but better. Her success challenges the Captain’s slower, more idealistic methods. Though they technically operate within the same structure, Cheyenne outranks him due to her combined leaderboard metrics. She rarely brags, but the shine of the Sunshine speaks for itself.
Personal Log Quoteboard
- "Interns don’t count as casualties."
- "They say I’m unapproachable. That’s because I’m busy approaching."
- "He needed two people to match me. I just needed two more interns."
- "Why do I have the Signal-ER? Because I’m tired of saying it twice."
- "He has a truck. I have a fleet."