"Where Orders Go to Die"
Summary
- Region: Planet Prime
- Known For: Bureaucratic nightmares, launch protocols, inter-faction oversight
- Primary Power: Nothing Corporation Central Command
- Notable Events: The Parking Lot Uprising, Ranger Reassignments, Dispatch Cup
- Key Characters: Captain Tracy, Mr. Green, Tallulah, Clive Pierce-Jones
Backstory
Dispatch is the heart of Nothing Corporation’s logistics empire. Two towering slabs of stacked bureaucracy frame a glowing terminal — the nexus of launch orders, mission briefings, and legal disclaimers no one ever reads. Built in the center of a sprawling city on Planet Prime, it was designed for functionality, efficiency, and complete psychological disorientation.
Across its massive plaza lies a gridlocked parking lot, oversized screens, flickering neon directives, and overworked crews waiting on impossible mission clearances. This is where ships get assigned and hope quietly dies behind cubicle walls.
Key Moments
- Captain Tracy’s crew receives their first dispatch orders here, already late.
- The Parking Lot Uprising briefly liberated several hundred unpaid interns.
- Mr. Green is rumored to have a permanent office deep below Dispatch... or maybe everywhere at once.
Role in the Universe
Dispatch is both a launch point and choke point — the last stop before adventure, and the first checkpoint on the way back to paperwork hell. As the face of Nothing Corp bureaucracy, it enforces order, suppresses chaos, and occasionally gives out commemorative mugs.