"Syrup, Sanity, and Ceasefires"
Summary
- Region: Mobile — currently orbiting Planet Prime
- Known For: Galactic neutrality and waffles with interdimensional syrup
- Primary Power: The Waffle Guild (independent culinary union)
- Notable Events: The Syrup Treaty, Cheyenne’s butter-based bluff
- Key Characters: Mr. Green, Captain Tracy, Cheyenne
Backstory
Originally a rogue franchise outpost, the Intergalactic House of Waffles gained notoriety after surviving multiple corporate acquisition attempts. Its secret? Everyone eats there. Pirates, captains, diplomats, and smugglers all know that once inside, you respect the Waffle Code: no fighting, no negotiating, just waffles.
It has since become a critical neutral zone for unofficial diplomacy and odd job recruitment. The booth seating is sticky with history, and the syrup dispensers may or may not be sentient.
Key Moments
- The Syrup Treaty brokered a ceasefire between rival shipping syndicates.
- Cheyenne fended off bounty hunters with a fake “explosive butter” decoy.
- Mr. Green regularly meets contacts here under the guise of waffle orders.
Role in the Universe
The Intergalactic House of Waffles functions as the galaxy’s greasy spoon and unofficial peace zone. It’s one of the few places where the rules of capitalism pause long enough for a sit-down breakfast. In a universe fueled by chaos, this diner dishes out stability—served hot, with syrup.