🎧 The Least Facebook Thing Becomes the Most Facebook Thing | Episode 009
The crew gets stuck in Dispatch. Leaderboards update. Elevators jam. The jingle plays again. And again. And again.
Mr. Green bribes the elevator operator with a Tamagotchi. Cheyenne’s empathy scanner overloads. Captain Tracy knocks out She-Rogan in a corporate-sponsored octagon. It’s all in a day’s work.
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🎵 Immersive Elevator Experience:
“The Button Pushing Song” – Official Elevator Song
📺 Vizual Radio™
⏱️ Timecodes
- 00:00 – Previously…
- 00:45 – Gamified Toys & Mobile Game Rants
- 02:00 – Building the Dispatch as a Location
- 04:30 – Mississippi the Sentient Dog
- 07:00 – Meta Layers, Mystery Crews & Poo-Crew Lore
- 10:30 – Clive, James, and the Food Court Murder Mystery
- 13:15 – Elevator Oracle, The Music, and the Gift Economy
- 16:40 – NPC Theory and Internal Rebellions
- 20:00 – Cheyenne, Power, Interns & Moral Gray Zones
- 25:00 – Friendship vs. Theory: The Captain’s Dilemma
- 29:00 – Outro & Monsters Inc Theorycrafting