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Episode | 106 — Mr. Green’s Totally Real Stock Tips (Don’t Try This at Home)
Mr. Green’s “Totally Real Stock Tips™” (not financial advice), streaming “subtracts,” HOAs vs. fruit trees, AI nostalgia, and car trouble chaos.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 105 — Twisted and Mental: Ice Cream, Ads, and Other Crimes
From $10 ice cream conspiracies to streaming ads and pop culture crimes — Mike and Mike go all in.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 104
The pirates are bloated, the billionaires are rebooted, and Four Loko is banned — but not forgotten. .
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 103
Sarah shows up on time. Nothing else goes well, there are some funny bits.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 102
It’s the Star Wars Special. Andor, Clone Wars, nostalgia, rebellion, and algorithms. David channels Draven. Brent explains why Clone Wars hits harder now. Mike B has a theory about content... and the Empire.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 101
The podcast reboot begins with a recliner, some lightning, and a dream. Mr. Green lays down lore from his orbital man cave. Bedont tries to do math. The crew debates capitalism, cartoon logic, and how much a Patreon tier should cost. Welcome to The Sheep of Wall Street.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 015
Burnout culture meets corporate satire as Mike returns, Dispatch spirals, and Cheyenne pitches a collectible card game to solve the economy. Mr. Green reviews movies on the moon. Ryan builds an attention meter. It’s a permanent vacation — in the most dystopian way possible.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 014
We try to structure the fake TV show we’ve been improvising for 14 episodes. It doesn’t go well. Cheyenne sells out, Dispatch collapses, and The Accountant 2 somehow gets rebooted.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | XIII
A tank full of sharks. A truck with no brakes. Lance is immortal. Ryan pitches a utopia. The Captain spirals. Corporate fiction breaks down in real time—and Mr. Green gets a theme song.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | Twelve
Waffles. Castrati. The Captain's breaking down. Mr. Green's got thoughts on brunch. Also: a failed improv, a Batman takedown, and corporate gaslighting across the stars.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | XI
Mike, Ryan, and Alex enter a metaphor too surreal to escape. Emotional spirals, broken friendships, and podcasting meta-crises collide in this unexpectedly raw episode. Nothing is real, but the hurt is corporate-approved™.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | X
Dispatch bureaucracy. Moral Kombat. Queer seance. Magical enforcement. Mississippi leads a labor strike. Captain Tracy refuses to sign basketballs. Sailor Moon saves the economy.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 009
The crew gets stuck in Dispatch. Leaderboards update. Elevators jam. The jingle plays again. And again. And again. Also: Mr. Green fights She-Rogan in the octagon.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 008
Cheyenne becomes Bob Kelso. Captain Tracy walks like an overly sexy Moses. Mr. Green brands the ship and burns the kitchen down. Ryan tries to cook… metaphorically. Mike Allen gets cold medicine. And a trophy.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 007
What if capitalism was a board game? The crew invents Monopoly Squid Game™, gets distracted by TV shows, and attempts to understand what “winning” even means.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 006
Magic, monarchy, and multi-threaded mayhem. The Moonshine crew investigates a missing egg on the world of Dracronaria. Cheyenne attempts to do things by the book. Mr. Green brings a whip.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 005
Deep space scurvy. Secret orphanages. Cogs in a galactic machine. Mr. Green confronts the true cost of survival in a universe where dinner doesn't come cheap.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 004
Who's really the hero? The captain, the strategist, or the system itself? In this episode, we break the fourth wall, the fifth rule, and the sixth commandment.
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 003
Glitter, interns, corporate ambition, and one golden Russian nesting doll of a ship. Is Cheyenne the most competent person in space?
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 002
Mike, Ryan, and Mike Allen try to untangle Episode 1 of the show. There are pirates. There are cowboys. There are robots. But are there sandwiches?
View Full Episode PageEpisode | 001
Michael and Ryan go way too deep into the show’s theme song. Spoilers, satire, and existential dread included.
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