Patreon Exclusive
Full Patreon cut: “My First Day of Pilot School.”
Mike & Mike break down the Scrubs pilot (“My First Day”) and accidentally turn it into Nothing Corp’s official flight-school orientation.
From JD’s moral crisis to Cox vs. Kelso, abandoned hospital economies, Turkish castle meltdowns, and Mississippi the Dog taking over the company — it’s a full hour of improv, worldbuilding, and TV analysis.
This is the one where the Captain learns how to be a pilot… and immediately regrets it.
🎧 Audio Podcast
Scrubs, lore, and corporate training: Mike & Mike unpack the Scrubs pilot, build Nothing Corp’s Pilot School, and diagnose the collapsing infrastructure of abandoned hospitals everywhere.
“If JD worked at Nothing Corp, he’d be fired by lunch.”
📺 Visual Radio™
🏫 Featured Segment: Pizza Party Skit
A pre-visualization scene built from mixed assets and a reimagined skit from MADtv. This is part of our ongoing tone and character development for The Economy of Nothing.