Patreon Exclusive
Full Patreon cut: “Stuff We Shouldn’t Say Out Loud.”
What was supposed to be a quick pre-show turns into a full hour of chaos: Bitcoin conspiracies, AI Cold War rants, the JJ Abrams Mystery Box autopsy, Tarantino’s cinematic crimes, Founding Father myths, DEI vs corporate DEI, and Mr. Green’s totally-not-financial-advice portfolio update.
Also, the Captain invents the episode “George Washington Isn’t Santa Claus” and derails the entire recording session.
🎧 Audio Podcast
AI lasers, Bitcoin pump conspiracies, historical myth-making, Tarantino debates, and the JJ Abrams Mystery Box meltdown — all wrapped inside Mr. Green’s most chaotic portfolio update yet.
“This shouldn’t be the episode… but here we are.”
📺 Visual Radio™
🔥 Featured Segment: Mr. Green’s Portfolio Update
Nvidia vs Google, TPUs vs GPUs, chip wars, GLP-1 drugs, international dividend traps, and why Bitcoin feels like baseball cards for rich people.