🎧 Audio Podcast
Sarah’s here—but she can’t speak. Mr. Green watched *The Grey* and took it personally. The Captain’s losing it. And God? Yeah… he’s not showing up this cycle.
This week’s episode of The Economy of Nothing is a descent into malfunctioning robots, wolf survival metaphors, divine silence, and whatever the hell happened to Forrest Gump. Featuring: the first appearance of Sarah the Octobot™, Mr. Green’s Man Cave™, and the Nanny Bot that may or may not be sentient.
📺 Visual Radio™
📡 Featured Segment: Mr. Green vs. The Wolves
Mike Allen brings *The Grey* to the Man Cave, sharing how a Liam Neeson survival flick somehow captured the vibe of late-stage capitalism. Meanwhile, Captain Tracy questions if Mississippi is real, Sarah becomes an octopus, and God refuses to intervene.