How Mr. Green Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy
How much is survival worth? In this episode, Mike, Ryan, and Mike Allen dive into Mr. Green’s fractured loyalty, Captain Tracy’s stubborn morality, and the myth of Deep Space Scurvy. Turns out, dinner isn't free—and neither is dignity.
🛠️ Survival Isn't Cheap: Mr. Green's "cog in the machine" lifestyle meets its reckoning.
🕒 Timecodes
- 0:00 — Theme Song + Cold Open
- 2:00 — The Vanity Check: Turn Off Your Camera
- 5:00 — Deep Space Scurvy Explained (Badly)
- 10:00 — Mr. Green’s Real Motivation: Dinner and Survival
- 18:00 — The Captain’s Hero Complex
- 24:00 — Who's the Real Protagonist? (Hint: It’s Not Cheyenne)
- 32:00 — Building Mr. Green’s Moral Code
- 40:00 — For-Profit Orphanages and the Cost of Loyalty
- 48:00 — Gladiator Pits of New Rome: Mr. Green's Past
- 55:00 — The Myth of Deep Space Scurvy Spreads
- 1:02:00 — Balancing Work, Family, and Galactic Collapse
- 1:10:00 — Outro and Future Trouble
🎬 Animated Clips from This Episode
The Great Booger Conspiracy – Mr. Green uncovers a plot too disgusting to ignore. Justice. Mucus. Betrayal.
🎤 Voices
- Mike Bedont – Himself
- Mike Allen – Himself
- Ryan McDonnell – Himself
🧠 References & Lore
- Mr. Green – Family man, killer pragmatist, reluctant hero.
- Captain Tracy – Savior of the universe... and maybe its biggest liability.
- Cheyenne (aka Shyan) – The competent one (until you look too close).
- Deep Space Scurvy – A galactic catch-all for disasters no one wants to explain.
- The Moonshine Crew – Freelance dispatch pilots caught between survival and something more.
- Nothing Corporation – The faceless employer that makes survival technically possible... for a price.
- For-Profit Orphanages – Late-stage capitalism meets tragic backstory.