The Cheyenne Episode: Gold Orbs, Intern Armies, and Capitalist Dreams
In this glitter-filled descent into madness, the crew goes full girlboss. Mike, Ryan, and Mike Allen break down Captain Cheyenne’s motivations, her golden Russian nesting doll ship, and her unpaid intern fleet. Is she a hero, a villain, or just the most competent person in space?
🚨 Warning: Contains corporate leaderboard drama, pirate rivalry, and satire.
🕒 Timecodes
- 0:00 – Theme Song IS STILL Propaganda
- 3:30 – What Even Is a Nesting Doll Ship
- 7:00 – Orb vs. Doll vs. Sarcophagus Debate
- 9:00 – Nesting Doll Strategy: The Smaller the Ship, the Bigger the Gun
- 12:00 – The Intern Fleet: Why Cheyenne Has No Crew
- 16:00 – If Looks Could Kill™ (Lasers, Munitions Guy, and Face Cannons)
- 19:00 – The Skulls, the Rangers, and the Freelancers Walk into a War
- 24:00 – Gladiator Lore: Mr. Green and the Pits of New Rome
- 30:00 – How to Build a Scene from Three Jokes and a Threat
- 34:00 – Ranger Alex’s Respect Crisis
- 40:00 – Is It a Show or a Podcast or a Radio Drama or a Cult
- 46:00 – The Captain Might Have the Force
- 53:00 – Recording Light Existential Crisis
- 1:00:00 – Dispatch Employee Rankings & the Pooh Crew
- 1:10:00 – Character Design Chaos: Skulls, Bears, and “Lance”
- 1:16:00 – Show-Within-A-Show Theory Explained
- 1:20:00 – Closing Arguments from the Nesting Doll Court
- 1:28:00 – Cheyenne’s Real Rank, Captain Tracy’s Real Problem
📚 Referenced Links & Resources
🎤 Voices
- Mike Bedont – Himself
- Mike Allen – Himself
- Ryan McDonnell – Himself